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March 10, 2007

Mark your calendars

Saturday March 10th 2007, at an org. near you.
ITS XENUDAY INTERNATIONAL!!!!


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Are you a Xenu sympathizer? A drunk? An irate ex-scientologist? A freezoner? An ElRon apologist? A cacophonist? A Santarchist? A trouble maker?
Then XENU DAY Is just the even YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!

In the spirit of the Cacophony Society and Santarchy, a fun new yearly bar crawl and troublemaking event is planned for L RON HUBBARD'S birthday.

On Saturday March 10th 2007, all 5000 scientologists across the planet will be celebrating their own version of Christmas. Drunk aliens , stopping traffic, handing out propaganda, preaching the gospel of Xenu the Galactic Overload, will be there to greet them.

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March 8, 2007

Last minute organization

I've had a TON of people from a TON of places asking where their local happenings are.
I don't have the time to recruit and work with local facilitators, so I ask YOU to tell me where it's going to happen.

Just drop me a line of a bar or venue where you would like to meet other alien worshipers, and when you plan to get together, and I will post it to the main site.

First come, first serve.

[email protected]


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February 24, 2007

Hollywood Misanthrope lashes out at ElRon

Kenny Anger, hollywood scandal maker, misanthrope, old pal to Jack Parsons and general thorn in hollywood's side, tongue lashes Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard.

"Most worrying for the publisher is Anger's assault on Scientology. 'Getting sued by Scientologists is like getting pecked to death by ducks,' he says. But he wades in regardless. Anger was good friends with a now-deceased Crowleyite scientist whom he feels was viciously betrayed by Scientology's founder, L Ron Hubbard, so Babylon III is Anger's revenge. Ominously, however, the editors at EP Dutton claim to know nothing of such a manuscript."


February 22, 2007

Scientology tries to gobble money

The Church of Scientology is trying to steal New Mexico resident's drug money.
Narconon, a scientology front group, is trying to get state money for their useless drug rehab program.

Jesus hates ElRon

A well informed Christian writes a scathing review

Scientology snake oil salesman extravaganza

Cat Spencer from the New York Inquirer goes on an adventure the NYC Scientology center and details her sordid experience.
Gleaming white teeth, Low brow pseudo-science in posh, extravagant retail. Cat poses as a lost low-confidence woman who's having trouble with her boyfriend to bait them into the hard sell.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!

February 5, 2007

Holy fucking shit

Ex-high brass of the Church of Scientology are working to put the megalomaniacal sociopath, LRon Jr., David Miscavige behind bars.

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February 3, 2007

Scientology deleting myspace accounts

Our old friends at the Church of Scientology seem to have gained some control over who can have an account on myspace.
In recent months the Church of Scientology has had many accounts removed that were critical of them.
From the PR Newswire:

Since the explosion of myspace and it's being bought up by NewsCorp, it has become obvious to many that some Scientologists within myspace have been not only been untilising myspace to recruit the Generation Xers, but have been continually conspiring to have any and all pages removed that have factual based accounts of Scientology and its founder L Ron Hubbard.

Bulletins are sent out by Scientologists encouraging others to complain about 'religious freedom' and make complaints based on the directions of a select few who have read pages that carry many facts about the sordid and mafia-like tactics of the Church of Scientology. Here in brief is an excerpt of a Bulletin currently circulating and is directing fellow scientologists NOT to read specific profiles, but to just copy the bulliten and send it to the Administrators of myspace. The name of the originator of the person who is currently circulating this bulletin has been removed.


See also:
http://www.scientomogy.com/myspace.php

February 2, 2007

Sacrement

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January 29, 2007

CRUISE - I HAVE LIVED BEFORE

Star's bizarre claim
By Ian Markham-Smith
TOM CRUISE reckons he has lived before and was even more talented and successful in his previous lives.
The eccentric War Of The Worlds star told a press conference that he is "old beyond reckoning".
And despite all his wealth and fame, he believes his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.
Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases"I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses.
"I really would have preferred being a brain surgeon or a research scientist in this life."
Cruise, 43, told how he has known and loved his latest fiancee, Dawson's Creek star Katie Holmes, "many times in many lives before".
He said: "When I was languishing in prison before being sent to exile, she used to send me notes hidden inthe collar of her pug dog. She's my eternal soulmate."
Cruise said the"sheer joy"of finding Katie again in his current life was something non-Scientologists could never understand.
He added: "I know the history of this woman.Other people don't.
"Until you've been with a partner in countless past lives, you'll never know the joy of rediscovering that partner in your present life. It's a joy I wish for all of you."
Cruise hit the headlines in June when he criticised Brooke Shields for seeing a psychiatrist and taking anti-depressants to get over post-natal depression.
And at his news conference, a Scientology-themed event with selected reporters from his fan club's newsletter, he claimed that Brooke was the lover of the founder of modern psychiatry, Sigmund Freud, in a previous life.
He said: "I could tell you stories about Brooke.
"She was the mistress of Sigmund Freud, you know. Is it any wonder she promotes his discredited theories? She's so confused.

Editors Note: It should be noted that this piece is patently false, but amusing none the less.

Tom Cruise is officially the Jesus Christ of scientology.

Many media are reporting that Tom Cruise is in fact the new messiah.
Christians and Muslims riot in the streets@!
REPENT NOW SINNERS!@!!@##$@$