Saturday March 10th 2007, at an org. near you.
ITS XENUDAY INTERNATIONAL!!!!
Are you a Xenu sympathizer? A drunk? An irate ex-scientologist? A freezoner? An ElRon apologist? A cacophonist? A Santarchist? A trouble maker?
Then XENU DAY Is just the even YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
In the spirit of the Cacophony Society and Santarchy, a fun new yearly bar crawl and troublemaking event is planned for L RON HUBBARD'S birthday.
On Saturday March 10th 2007, all 5000 scientologists across the planet will be celebrating their own version of Christmas. Drunk aliens , stopping traffic, handing out propaganda, preaching the gospel of Xenu the Galactic Overload, will be there to greet them.
Currently coordinated for Seattle and San Francisco, the bar crawl will start at 5PM and move around Church of Scientology Events, until everyone is passed out drunk.
We are looking for Intergalactic Ambassadors in all major metropolitan areas to coordinate local celebrations.
Official plans will be released closer to the date so the Scilontologists can't weasel out of our fun. Keep your eyes peeled here for announcements!
Hail Xenu!
On this day of Galactic elation. Billions of souls will join me in my march against all 5000 scilontologists.
You too, mortal, can join in the celebrations.
Aliens descending upon the cities in a santacon style bar crawl. March 10th 2007, the celebration of L Ron Hubbards birthday commenses and is met with the greatness of xenu.
All you need is you, an alien costume and a desire to have fun.
Get the truth at xenuday.com, if you would like to contribute your organizational and people skills please contact [email protected]
PRAISE BE TO XENU!!
Who:
santarchists
troublemakers
irate ex-scientologists
xenu sympathizers
Elron Apologists
drunks
sluts
ne'er do wells
*YOU*
your mom
her friend from church
What:
An alien bar crawl around El Ron Hubbards birthday even. A confusatron beam pointed at the general population.
Why:
The force is strong with Xenu
Wear:
An alien costume, or sci-fi themed outfit
Where: a town near you!
When:
March 10th 2007
https://xenuday.com for more information