Xenu Day International!

As a testament to the scumbaggy, litigious nature of the Church of Scientology. We present you with this wikipedia link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_vs._the_Internet

It gives a brief detail of just SOME of the nastiness that the Church has brought to our peaceful, serene interweb.

Scientology versus the Internet is the colloquial term for a long-running online dispute between the Church of Scientology and a number of the Church's online critics. Beginning in the early 1990s, the debate centers largely around the publication of internal, unpublished (to the public) documents written by its founder L. Ron Hubbard. The name is meant to suggest a legal case (i.e. "Scientology v. Internet"), and the assertion of the controversial organization fighting against "the Internet" in its entirety has humorous connotations.

In late 1994, the Church of Scientology began using various legal tactics to cease distribution of unpublished documents written by L. Ron Hubbard. The Church of Scientology is often accused of barratry (or malicious litigation and intimidation). The official church response is that its litigious nature is solely to protect its copyrighted works and the unpublished status of certain documents.

Some critics of the Church of Scientology claim that the church is a scam and that these "secret" writings are proof. The critics claim the documents contain evidence that the Church of Scientology's medical practices are illegal and fraudulent,[1] [2] though this has yet to be proven in a United States court of law. Some now believe that the Church of Scientology is abusing copyright law by launching lawsuits against outspoken critics of the organization.[3] [4]

Xenu's Rules:

1. Be Strange.

2. Alien apparel is mandatory. An alien mask is not enough. Get an alien costume. Buy an aliens suit. Make an alien costume. Steal an alien costume. If you don't have any money, be creative. If you don't have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask L Ron to help you. Tape glowsticks to shiny fabric. Make it purple. Make it pink. Already have an alien costume? Bring spare parts for the Xenufication of strangers. Examples: Alien Claws, Xenu Garcia, Xenu's naughty little helper, Martian, Venutian.

3. Twisting the Scientology paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Xenu is friendly, respectful, and cooperative with cops, security guards, park rangers, secret service agents, and store owners and doesn't break any laws!!! Scientologists do no hesitate to do any of these things. "Disorderly Conduct" is not a city in China. Have your own special twisted fun, but DON'T FUCK IT UP FOR THE REST OF US. Our aliens do not destroy property, steal merchandise, or do harm to others. The authorities and local businesses should take Xenu's antics in the loving alien spirit Xenu intends, so be nice to them.

Xenu's Reminders:

1. The "schedule" is open to liberal interpretation by Xenu at all times. There is no Xenu in charge to call. If you can't show up for the start, get the cell number of someone who can help you catch up later.

2. Xenu does not make children cry. Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant. Parents and Tourists are a different matter all-together -- adjust based on their attitude.

3. Xenu dresses for all occasions. Dress to maximize high weirdness whether singing weird Al, or swinging from a stripper pole.

4. Xenu doesn't whine! We will be outside much of the early day and covering a lot of ground on foot -- bring enough "snacks" to keep your pie-hole filled until we get indoors.

5. Bring gifts -- NAUGHTY gifts to give grown ups; NICE stuff to give kids.

6. Watching aliens get drunk and obnoxious is fun. Babysitting aliens while they vomit in an alley is not. Don't be that alien.

7. Pay your own god damn bar tab. Tip the bartenders generously for putting up with us.

8. Memorize these answers to important questions that may arise:

Who's in charge? "Xenu"

What organization are you with? "Xenu, The Galactic Federation"

What are you protesting? "We are not protesting! We're trying to hide from religious extremists"
(note: WE ARE NOT PROTESTERS!! We'd need a permit for that - and something serious to complain about...)

How did you get here? "My spaceship that looks like a DC-8 with rockets"

Where are you going next? "I'm only allowed to tell you if you wear this mask and buy me a beer.

(gracelessly stolen from the WDC Santarchists at http://www.santarchydc.com/index.html#Rules , thanks guys!)

On of the billions of Xenu's Thetan spawn have been out on the town, and produced a childish video of his antics.

Xenu's presence is strong at a Hollywood opening.
John Travolta runs the other direction when he sees XENU :(

Thanks XenuTV

The Council of Doom has elected Intergalactic Ambassadors to Los Angeles and Orlando.
Contact them at [email protected] or [email protected] .
Stay tuned for their blogs and planning information.

Our old friends at the Church of Scientology seem to have gained some control over who can have an account on myspace.
In recent months the Church of Scientology has had many accounts removed that were critical of them.
From the PR Newswire:

Since the explosion of myspace and it's being bought up by NewsCorp, it has become obvious to many that some Scientologists within myspace have been not only been untilising myspace to recruit the Generation Xers, but have been continually conspiring to have any and all pages removed that have factual based accounts of Scientology and its founder L Ron Hubbard.

Bulletins are sent out by Scientologists encouraging others to complain about 'religious freedom' and make complaints based on the directions of a select few who have read pages that carry many facts about the sordid and mafia-like tactics of the Church of Scientology. Here in brief is an excerpt of a Bulletin currently circulating and is directing fellow scientologists NOT to read specific profiles, but to just copy the bulliten and send it to the Administrators of myspace. The name of the originator of the person who is currently circulating this bulletin has been removed.

See also:
http://www.scientomogy.com/myspace.php

Ex-high brass of the Church of Scientology are working to put the megalomaniacal sociopath, LRon Jr., David Miscavige behind bars.

MC Lars brings us this great rhyme on the party at the church of scientology

Keith Henson who was recently arrested by scientology thugs, gives us his first alt.religion.scientology report from Jail.
He is also being extradited from Arizona to Riverside.

Click more to read his post from alt.religion.scientology .

Come'n get it fukkars!

http://adamcarollavsscientology.ytmnd.com/

Here's one from the archives. A 60 minutes segment on how the Church of Scientology took over the Cult Awareness Network.

Cat Spencer from the New York Inquirer goes on an adventure the NYC Scientology center and details her sordid experience.
Gleaming white teeth, Low brow pseudo-science in posh, extravagant retail. Cat poses as a lost low-confidence woman who's having trouble with her boyfriend to bait them into the hard sell.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Are the "Others" converting to Scientology?

The BBC asked folks on the street about Scientology, then takes a tour through Saint Hill to get lied to by church officials.
hear it

A well informed Christian writes a scathing review

The Church of Scientology is trying to steal New Mexico resident's drug money.
Narconon, a scientology front group, is trying to get state money for their useless drug rehab program.

Andy Dick, the Matrimo-gician, plans an alien friendly wedding for TomKat:
Thanks to our friends at SCIENTOMOGY.COM

Kenny Anger, hollywood scandal maker, misanthrope, old pal to Jack Parsons and general thorn in hollywood's side, tongue lashes Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard.

"Most worrying for the publisher is Anger's assault on Scientology. 'Getting sued by Scientologists is like getting pecked to death by ducks,' he says. But he wades in regardless. Anger was good friends with a now-deceased Crowleyite scientist whom he feels was viciously betrayed by Scientology's founder, L Ron Hubbard, so Babylon III is Anger's revenge. Ominously, however, the editors at EP Dutton claim to know nothing of such a manuscript."

Trolls, Xenu, silly kids.

From the los angeles courts, an endearing story of Jesus the pedophile LRon the satan!
In a single paragraph he debunks all of Christiandom! This is the actual OTVIII text. As presented to the Los Angeles courts, and sent into the public domain as evidence.

An excerpt:
"This anti-Christ represents the forces of Lucifer (literally, the "light bearers" or "light bringer"), Lucifer being a mythical representation of the forces of enlightenment, the Galactic Confederacy. My mission could be said to fulfill the Biblical promise represented by this brief anti-Christ period. During this period there is a fleeting opportunity for the whole scenario to be effectively derailed, which would make it impossible for the mass Marcabian landing (Second Coming) to take place."

Get the court documents here

When this guys blog gets sued off of the internet, you can still find it here.