February 25, 2007
February 2, 2007
Xenu day grows to Los Angeles, Orlando
The Council of Doom has elected Intergalactic Ambassadors to Los Angeles and Orlando.
Contact them at [email protected] or [email protected] .
Stay tuned for their blogs and planning information.
February 1, 2007
Xenu's Rules
Xenu's Rules:
1. Be Strange.
2. Alien apparel is mandatory. An alien mask is not enough. Get an alien costume. Buy an aliens suit. Make an alien costume. Steal an alien costume. If you don't have any money, be creative. If you don't have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask L Ron to help you. Tape glowsticks to shiny fabric. Make it purple. Make it pink. Already have an alien costume? Bring spare parts for the Xenufication of strangers. Examples: Alien Claws, Xenu Garcia, Xenu's naughty little helper, Martian, Venutian.
3. Twisting the Scientology paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Xenu is friendly, respectful, and cooperative with cops, security guards, park rangers, secret service agents, and store owners and doesn't break any laws!!! Scientologists do no hesitate to do any of these things. "Disorderly Conduct" is not a city in China. Have your own special twisted fun, but DON'T FUCK IT UP FOR THE REST OF US. Our aliens do not destroy property, steal merchandise, or do harm to others. The authorities and local businesses should take Xenu's antics in the loving alien spirit Xenu intends, so be nice to them.
Xenu's Reminders:
1. The "schedule" is open to liberal interpretation by Xenu at all times. There is no Xenu in charge to call. If you can't show up for the start, get the cell number of someone who can help you catch up later.
2. Xenu does not make children cry. Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant. Parents and Tourists are a different matter all-together -- adjust based on their attitude.
3. Xenu dresses for all occasions. Dress to maximize high weirdness whether singing weird Al, or swinging from a stripper pole.
4. Xenu doesn't whine! We will be outside much of the early day and covering a lot of ground on foot -- bring enough "snacks" to keep your pie-hole filled until we get indoors.
5. Bring gifts -- NAUGHTY gifts to give grown ups; NICE stuff to give kids.
6. Watching aliens get drunk and obnoxious is fun. Babysitting aliens while they vomit in an alley is not. Don't be that alien.
7. Pay your own god damn bar tab. Tip the bartenders generously for putting up with us.
8. Memorize these answers to important questions that may arise:
Who's in charge? "Xenu"
What organization are you with? "Xenu, The Galactic Federation"
What are you protesting? "We are not protesting! We're trying to hide from religious extremists"
(note: WE ARE NOT PROTESTERS!! We'd need a permit for that - and something serious to complain about...)
How did you get here? "My spaceship that looks like a DC-8 with rockets"
Where are you going next? "I'm only allowed to tell you if you wear this mask and buy me a beer.
(gracelessly stolen from the WDC Santarchists at http://www.santarchydc.com/index.html#Rules , thanks guys!)
Scientology vs. the Internet
As a testament to the scumbaggy, litigious nature of the Church of Scientology. We present you with this wikipedia link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_vs._the_Internet
It gives a brief detail of just SOME of the nastiness that the Church has brought to our peaceful, serene interweb.
Scientology versus the Internet is the colloquial term for a long-running online dispute between the Church of Scientology and a number of the Church's online critics. Beginning in the early 1990s, the debate centers largely around the publication of internal, unpublished (to the public) documents written by its founder L. Ron Hubbard. The name is meant to suggest a legal case (i.e. "Scientology v. Internet"), and the assertion of the controversial organization fighting against "the Internet" in its entirety has humorous connotations.
In late 1994, the Church of Scientology began using various legal tactics to cease distribution of unpublished documents written by L. Ron Hubbard. The Church of Scientology is often accused of barratry (or malicious litigation and intimidation). The official church response is that its litigious nature is solely to protect its copyrighted works and the unpublished status of certain documents.
Some critics of the Church of Scientology claim that the church is a scam and that these "secret" writings are proof. The critics claim the documents contain evidence that the Church of Scientology's medical practices are illegal and fraudulent,[1] [2] though this has yet to be proven in a United States court of law. Some now believe that the Church of Scientology is abusing copyright law by launching lawsuits against outspoken critics of the organization.[3] [4]
January 30, 2007
Add xenu to your myspace
Ahoy Brethren
Spread the word Christian brethren!
YTMND gets a C&D from the CoS
From the same gang that brought us these gems
comes their cease and desist animation.
http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=scientology&action=login&x=0&y=0
January 29, 2007
XenuDay Launches
Sunday January 28th 2007, just 6 weeks before L. Ron Hubbard's birthday, the outlet of Xenu-positive propaganda is launched.