Xenu Day International!

Sunday January 28th 2007, just 6 weeks before L. Ron Hubbard's birthday, the outlet of Xenu-positive propaganda is launched.

a user has informed us that Jamie has changed his last name to his mothers maiden name, dewolf, to avoid confusion with Jamie Kennedy from TV.


This is by far one of my favorite $cientology related media pieces.
Before Jamie Kennedy was famous, he was an angst filled young man with a beef for his great grandpappy.
If a messiah can't even keep his family convinced (all of Hubbard's other spawns have left the chorch or committed suicide), how can anyone be convinced? Hopefully the folks currently interested in the Co$ are just in passing fancy and will sober up when the electrocution wears off.
The really great news is having some strong opposition in Hollywood.

The goods:

Many media are reporting that Tom Cruise is in fact the new messiah.
Christians and Muslims riot in the streets@!
REPENT NOW SINNERS!@!!@##$@$

The original, and superior, RocketBoom hostess, Amanda, gives us an apple style look into scientology.

Star's bizarre claim
By Ian Markham-Smith
TOM CRUISE reckons he has lived before and was even more talented and successful in his previous lives.
The eccentric War Of The Worlds star told a press conference that he is "old beyond reckoning".
And despite all his wealth and fame, he believes his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.
Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases"I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses.
"I really would have preferred being a brain surgeon or a research scientist in this life."
Cruise, 43, told how he has known and loved his latest fiancee, Dawson's Creek star Katie Holmes, "many times in many lives before".
He said: "When I was languishing in prison before being sent to exile, she used to send me notes hidden inthe collar of her pug dog. She's my eternal soulmate."
Cruise said the"sheer joy"of finding Katie again in his current life was something non-Scientologists could never understand.
He added: "I know the history of this woman.Other people don't.
"Until you've been with a partner in countless past lives, you'll never know the joy of rediscovering that partner in your present life. It's a joy I wish for all of you."
Cruise hit the headlines in June when he criticised Brooke Shields for seeing a psychiatrist and taking anti-depressants to get over post-natal depression.
And at his news conference, a Scientology-themed event with selected reporters from his fan club's newsletter, he claimed that Brooke was the lover of the founder of modern psychiatry, Sigmund Freud, in a previous life.
He said: "I could tell you stories about Brooke.
"She was the mistress of Sigmund Freud, you know. Is it any wonder she promotes his discredited theories? She's so confused.

Editors Note: It should be noted that this piece is patently false, but amusing none the less.

From the same gang that brought us these gems

comes their cease and desist animation.
http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=scientology&action=login&x=0&y=0

Spread the word Christian brethren!

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Ohh hell yeah.
Check out my cameo appearance on nip/tuck.
I bonked both these hotties!

As disciples of common sense, we have a prayer.

Madman?
Megalomaniac?
Messiah?

I doubt anyone could possibly consider this nutbag to be a messiah. This a cleverly edited collage of an interview with El Ron that the BBC did in the 50s. In this interview he lies about how many times he's been married and tries shamelessly to plug is "How to save a marriage" book.
Pay close attention to his teeth. Granted he is in Britain at this time, but there's no excuse for those nasty choppers. I like how he agrees that he is quite mad.

Another snippet from Jamie DeWolf.(nee Kennedy), Lrons Great Grand Son. In this episode he tears apart scientologists calling in to a radio show.
The scientologist, an OTVIII, who calls in gets so PWND that he can't reply.

Brave Papa Elron fronts the psychic battlefield again. This time he delivers us through "The dog incident".
Seriously surreal stuff. Does he even have a clue what he's talking about?!@